me explaining to my mom why the router is in the freezer. (thermal throttling is real and i will not be apologizing.)
(meme goes here. it’s deep-fried. you’ll know it when you see it.)
local cryptid spotted (it’s me)
somebody posted a blurry trailcam photo to the parish facebook group asking “what is this creature.” donna. that’s my bike. you sold me a monster at your gas station four hours before this was taken.
(the photo goes here as soon as donna admits she took it.)